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How I make $60 per day ($1800 per month) with Ojooo  JOIN OJOOO HERE! 1. After joining go to purchase upgrade and buy VIP ($99) OR premium+ ($39)   2. When you bought VIP go to purchase referrals ( every 3 days)  3. Now you will have to buy 500 referrals every 3 days. Inactive rented referrals...

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Grasshopper Vaporizer Pen

Ha! More proofand get you high, Grasshopper pens only get you high. Because why the hell would I want the option to record the administrative tasks of my day when I also have the option to ignore them in favor of sucking on a Bic-shaped vaporizer? that if pens wish to avoid extinction they better start bringing more to the table...

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Zombie Apocalypse Bedding

Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude of your cozy bedroom, the cushy support of your TempurPedic mattress, and the comfy envelopment of your goose...

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Wooden Tie

Yes ma'am, my necktie is made of solid wood. And it just so happens it's pointing to something else that is made of solid wood, if you know what I mean. So why don't we--wait! Don't flip your hair and walk off in a huff! I was talking about my...shoes. I'm wearing wooden shoes! I am! Because I'm Dutch, from, like...Dutch...land. OK then....

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Real Human Skull Art

When Zane Wylie was 5 his mom gave him a canister of Play-Doh and Zane Wylie ate it. When Zane Wylie was 8 his mom gave him a pack of colored pencils and a spiral sketch book and Zane Wylie traded the pencils for a couple Hot Wheels and used the book to smash ants and flies at recess. Then one Friday--the Friday after Thanksgiving when...

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The Kraken Umbrella

What I like about this Kraken umbrella is the inside, which features a giant Kraken. What I like significantly less about this Kraken umbrella is the outside, which features a mess of curlicued, doily-looking sea life and free advertising for The Kraken spiced rum. I am ambivalent about the squid arm handle. It looks cool, but I'm...

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Bacon Makin' Alarm Clock

The essence of Oscar Mayer bacon will strum at your nostril strings like no other." While the Oscar Mayer brand has never been my first choice at the pork candy store, it will definitely be my first choice at the scent-emitting alarm clock store. From forth the gustatory-meets-tech loins of a company we already know has a way with...

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Zombie Wedding Cake Topper.

Every groom-to-be gets cold feet at some point, and this zombie wedding cake topper brilliantly summarizes both the worst and best case scenarios that could play out when that happens. Worst Case Scenario: Your feet are so cold that you actually take off running, and your fianc�e must resort to physical force, and possible violence,...

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Fresh Whole Rabbit!!

Nom, nom, nom. It's Hasenpfeffer meets the next-generation three wolf moon shirt. Your days of gnawing on leathery old rabbit parts that taste like a combination of barnyard and the positive ends of AA batteries are over. These fresh whole rabbits epitomize the concept of communing with nature, making man and beast one, and keeping...

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Boobs Ice Luge

And you always thought she was an icy bitch because you couldn't get to second base. The Boob Luge puts a positive spin on the cold reality of interacting with women. Also, just like in the good ol' days of infancy, it allows thirsty boys (and girls, we guess) to lock lips with a nipple, and feel the nourishment flow. Only difference...

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Sh*t Gold Pills

It may still stink, but ingest a couple of these 24K capsules, and your shit will look as handsome as a pile of gold. Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. (Ju$t Another Rich Kid) created the Gold Pills as part of their INDULGENCE line, and as a bit of swallowable commentary on society's obsession with wealth and consumption. Just down one of the...

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blk. - Black Bottled Water

We wondered too, but the answer is no. blk. black bottled water is not part of an SNL skit � la black caulk or Colon Blow. It's a real artesian spring water from aquifers in Canada's Sandiland Forest Reserve. And it takes itself very seriously, claiming to be richly endowed with fluvic minerals and other alchemic phenomena that will...

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Freedom Flask Liquor Bladder

Ahhh, summertime. 'Tis the season. To be sneaky. The Freedom Flask, in the same spirit of duplicity and cunning as the Nano Hummingbird Spy Camera and the iStash, aids users in their quests to do things they aren't supposed to behind the backs of those who would make them stop. Easily concealed under clothes as a belted pouch, the Freedom...

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Snake Venom - World's (New) Strongest Beer

At this time last year, the World's Strongest Beer was Armageddon, a 330 mL bottle of malt, hops, a little sweetness, and an awesome 65% ABV crafted by Scottish brewery Brewmeister. This year, the World's New Strongest Beer is Snake Venom, a 275 mL bottle of peat smoked malt, acid malt, chocolate malt, and a slightly even more staggering...

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Edible Anus Chocolates

Several years ago, Willy Wonka sat down with the UK's most distinguished chocolatiers to lay down the next big release in artisan chocolate. He tried many of their stunning and revolutionary manipulations of the finest Belgian exports, and felt rejuvenated by the abundance of creativity and potential. However, none of their singular...

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Boregasm Pills

Good thing yawns and O faces look about the same because, thanks to research being conducted by a handful of (presumably exhausted and horny) PhD students at Indiana University's The Kinsey Institute, they're about to mean the same thing too. Early stages of testing an as-yet-unnamed...supplement? Drug? Mother's little helper?...have...

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Anonymously Send Sh*t

If you know a lot of assholes, you know what it's like to deal with their shit. Now, it's time to return the favor. ShitSenders.com enables the shat upon to send steaming piles of Don't get mad, get even to inconsiderate, self-important, obnoxious, or otherwise turd-deserving recipients. Anonymously. Exes, evil bosses, crooked mechanics,...

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In Vitro Baby Branding

Ink, sperm and eggs go in, a financially secure future comes out. In vitro fertilization is expensive, and let's face it, so are babies. What better way to offset the costs, and maybe make a little extra (elbow-elbow) than selling some prime epidermal real estate on your newest bread winner? Octomom- and Duggar-approved, you won't be...

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Original Thai Red Bull

Red Bull creator Chaleo Yoovidhya died in March 2012, leaving behind an unparalleled energy drink phenomenon and industry. Not since Coca-Cola and YouTube spectacles involving numerous tabs of Alka Seltzer has a carbonated beverage caused such frenzy and reverence throughout the world. And let's not forget Red Bull's braggin' rights...

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Great. Something to make the guy in the cube next to me even more hyperactive and annoying. I wonder how fast he'll be able to recite all the state capitols after chugging 32 ounces of the world's strongest coffee. Death Wish was created for...no apparent reason other than to push the boundaries of insanity. At approximately...

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Probux Strategy

Notice: This guide is for people who are either use Probux, or who are looking for ways to earn income online and wish to learn about how to use Probux as a viable option to make money online. No guarantees are made by this site, though the information provided is intended to be useful and accurate. Once you have read the overview...

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ClixSense Strategy

Notice: ClixSenseStrategy.org is for people who are either use ClixSense, or who are looking for ways to earn income online and wish to learn about how to use ClixSense as a viable option to make money online. No guarantees are made by this site, though the information provided is intended to be useful and accurate.   Click...

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Nerdbux Strategy.

Notice: NerdBuxStrategy.org is for people who are either use NerdBux, or who are looking for ways to earn income online and wish to learn about how to use NerdBux as a viable option to make money online. No guarantees are made by this site, though the information provided is intended to be useful and accurate. Once you have read...

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Neobux Strategy.

Welcome  NeoBux is the King of all PTC sites out there. It is innovative, time tested and proven PTC site that is free to join. This strategy guide is for neobux.com members or anyone interested in learning how to earn money online with neobux.com. Please be sure to read the entire guide and enjoy! Once you have read the overview...

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