Nom, nom, nom. It's Hasenpfeffer meets the next-generation three wolf
moon shirt. Your days of gnawing on leathery old rabbit parts that taste
like a combination of barnyard and the positive ends of AA batteries
are over. These fresh whole rabbits epitomize the concept of communing
with nature, making man and beast one, and keeping Montezuma the F out
of your GI tract. They're also the perfect gift for the abstaining
vampire in your life. Please specify in Comments section of order form
whether you would like a cottontail, lop-eared, angora, velveteen, or
silly rabbit (infused with authentic Trix essences). Sorry, Jessica
breeds are sold out through 2019.
Rabbit meal..
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